NAMM 2011 rumors and news.

[nocredentails]

@septimo


LOL sheer genius......

@roland secret agent......those pictures are in the safe hands of ( deleated by the rolandilluminati ) ....this is bigger than both of us.
red pill or blue pill friend?

[nocredentails]

there is only one thing that can thwart the plans of (deleated by rolandilluminati )..... and that is a marsupial... Dare i say....*wispers*...wombat?

[Grammar Wombat]

Do not worry about the wombat. He is on vacation. I am sure that he would not consider reading this thread or taking down any names.

By the way, should that be spelled "nocredentails," "nocredentials" or even "No Credentials?"

[secret Roland agent]

We know that's you, Grammar!! We'd recognize that pink, quivering, naked little body anywhere! Put some clothes on already you little pervert!! . . . Oh, and please at least cross your legs when you sit like that! Your blankie's ridin' a little low!

BTW. I like the hat!

sRa

[nocredentails]

well mysterious marsupial, if you should see grammar or speak with him before he returns from vacation...perhaps you could tell him there are some very...very..very bad photos of him and Jessica Alba floating around.
would be a shame if they fell in the wrong hands.
If you see or speak to him that is.

[SammyJames]

Oh, my. I leave you all alone for five minutes, and look -- @#$%! WOMBATS again...

Sheesh!

You'd think that you all might have, you know, better things to do, like spreading more false rumors about products that haven't been invented. Like, for example, the Waldorf WOMBAT9000, which reportedly heats your coffee in 500 ms. (DAMN -- I always get confused between the microwave at the Waldorf and the Waldorf Microwave... okay, sorry, I know -- bad humour...)



- El Sammy

[2TIM316]

Just received a tweet of a picture from Roland US. A (real) Jupiter 8 arrived at their headquarters. I feel a tie-in coming. This could only be good.

[Nord72]

After 30 years, so there is a chance that they will release the V-Synth X64 driver at NAMM 2033 too ?! ...never known...

I've been expected some fresh binary code from them at 2001.01.11 ...but its another rumor...