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Tony Long
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Hi,

Does anyone know what the Roland XXX coming on the 18th July is?
It ha been announced on the Roland UK site.

It is odd that it is bang in the middle of Summer NAMM but not mentioned on Roland US site. There again I often find the US site a bit slow in being updated.

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They filmed me having sex with a Fantom-G, and will release a DVD.
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Roland XXX will be [deleted by secret Roland agent]

... LOL...
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Okay, I give up. It's me DOESING BEERS with secret Roland agent and then having a threesome with a Fantom-G. In Japan HQ. Are you happy now?
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Whatever your high on tonight - I want some
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Hint: it's homegrown and it's green! :-)



P.S. It's tea. But as opposed to putting it into water, I set it on fire baby!
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Hum... some kind of porn gadget for the Fantom-G ?
I Know IT!!!!! It's an ARX...
Roland ARX Dildo 1.0 :D
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I'm not using it if it has any 'Bugs'!! . . . Hmmm . . . Come to think of it, I'm not using it even if it doesn't have any!

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secret Roland agent:
I'm not using it if it has any 'Bugs'!! . . . Hmmm . . . Come to think of it, I'm not using it even if it doesn't have any!
If it reads "Roland" on it, it DEFINATELY has bugs in it!!! LOL!!!
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I think it's the Roland ARX-05 The Holy Bible.

I heard it has the ability to save your favorite bible characters to your favorites and you can recall their sayings anytime you want with the pads.

Abraham, Sarah, Isaac, Rebekah, Joseph, Moses, Joshua, Deborah, David, Daniel, Esther, Mary, Paul, Peter and ofcourse the default, Jesus.

Sounds interesting, but as an atheist, I don't think it would be something I'd buy! I'd rather have ARX-07 Valhalla and ARX-09 The Smurfs
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LOLZZZZ......im lovin the stoner zone sign :)
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This works great if enjoy staring at signs! (especially after a having alittle green tea!)

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Can any one explain me what is this thread doing in the Fantom-G section? .... thread moved
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BTW
I always knew they did weird thing in the anechoic chamber but I never expected it to be hard core.
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